WINCHMORE HILL FOOTBALL CLUB
Season 2006-2007
First XI


Season 2006-2007

GREENLAND CUP 2006 - REVIEW
A new look Winchmore Hill side opened their campaign with an impressive first few outings, remaining unbeaten in the group, but not qualifying for the final of a tournament Hill have won twice in the last three years.

The new regime under Ben Willis’ management started away at Old Harrovians with Assistant Manager Geoff Hurst in charge.  After a sloppy start Hill soon raced through the gears and were three-nil up at half-time thanks to goals from debutante Kris McHale (2) and captain Neil Hurst.  Three soon became five with Hurst adding his second and McHale notching a hat-trick before further strikes from Keith Gyles, Hurst ’s hat-trick and an impressive fourth goal from McHale saw Hill run out 8-2 winners.  Perhaps the most pleasing aspect of the days work though were the performances of Matty Knights, Rod Beyer, Chris Davison and Pete Gyles, young players all of whom have stepped up to the next level.

Elsewhere in the side their were recalls for George Wainwright and Joe Hackworthy both of whom slotted in nicely alongside the stalwarts Shane Foley, Andy Carter, Barry Chaters, Tim Corrick and Hurst.

Match two saw us entertain Old Hamptonians at a windswept Firs Farm.  Fresh from thumping Old Owens 4-0 the visitors played Hill off the park in the first half and led by a goal but a change in personnel, attitude and wind direction saw Hill come back strongly in the second period and the match was tied at one apiece with a penalty from McHale.

The final group game saw us play perennial adversaries Old Owens.  Despite a few injury concerns Willis was able to name a strong starting line up giving a full first team debut to teenager Andy Barrell who was plucked from the sevens via the reserves and looked immediately good enough to retain his place in the squad.  I wonder how many other hidden jewels are being hidden by club captains down the sides?  In a fairly open game Hill went in front through a well worked set play giving Hackworthy his debut First XI goal only for Hill to be pegged back just before the break.  Both sides squandered chances to win the match meaning Hamptonians progress to next weeks final while Hill’s attention switches to embarking on their league campaign away at East Barnet .

Overall things are looking good.  Despite losing a few players Hill’s squad looks strong with a couple of new faces and a couple deservedly recalled from the reserves.  The manager is intent on playing a new system which needs refining but will certainly bring the best out of this talented group of players.  Three points next week will grease the wheels nicely!

East Barnet Old Grammarians 0 Winchmore Hill 7
Southern Amateur League
Senior Section Division One
Saturday 16 September

Hill issued an ominous statement of intent on the opening day of the new league campaign with a seven goal thumping of a hapless East Barnet side.  Manager Ben Willis handed league debuts to Kris McHale and Andy Barrell while another new recruit Chris Ingram was on the bench.  After two hard fought victories against the same opposition last season Hill knew that the Old Boys would look to impose themselves on the game early on but this proved to be impossible as it was the reigning AFA Champions who settled into their stride nicely with the new fluid formation causing all manner of problem to the home side.

When EBOGs did venture forwards they found the Hill back four to be in commanding form and behind that the unflappable Andy Carter produced one superb save when called upon to deal with a speculative long range shot.  At the other end McHale and company were asking questions, which, for the time being were being answered by the East Barnet rearguard.  However, with Shane Foley and Matthew Knights energising Hill in midfield, the dam was soon to burst.

The opening goal when it arrived was a beauty and typified Hill’s flamboyant approach to the game.  Pete Gyles and Chris Davison swopped passes down the left hand side before releasing Beyer down the flank.  He in turn picked out the onrushing Neil Hurst at the far post who headed home to give his side the lead.  Cue the mayhem.  Hill sides of old may have settled back into second gear and soaked up pressure but this time the handbrake was well and truly off and soon Hill were awarded a penalty when Davison’s mazy dribble was brought to an illegal halt inside the area.  Up stepped McHale who made no mistake.  Moments before the break the game was all but over when the magnificent Davison curled in a pinpoint free-kick for Joe Hackworthy to head into the top corner to cap a superb all round display from the Hill centre half.

With the new management teams words of encouragement and advice still ringing in their ears Hill set about their opponents with even more vigour in the second period and the fourth goal duly arrived when the mercurial Beyer scooped the cheekiest of finishes over the home goalkeeper.  Wonderful.  By now EBOG had seemingly given up the ghost and when Hurst volleyed home a fifth from another Davison pass it was now a case of how many.  Soon after it was six when the ball transferred quickly through the feet of Foley, Knights and Hurst, before Beyer drilled home his second of the match.  

On came Tim Corrick, Keith Gyles and Ingram and still Hill showed no signs of letting up with some scintillating attacking football and when the tireless Knights’ shot was only parried, Corrick followed up to make it a magnificent seven for Willis’ men.

Quite a start to the new season then for Hill, who at times played some wonderful football.  The new players have fitted in well and morale and confidence is sky high.  Sterner tests will follow but for now a marker has been laid down to future opponents and a benchmark been set for this team to compare itself to.  19 cup finals to go!

Old Wilsonians 2 Winchmore Hill 1
Southern Amateur League
Senior Section Division One
Saturday 23 September

Winchmore Hill had their pockets picked late in the day in Hayes on Saturday when two late goals cost the AFA Champions all three points and a place at the top of the table.  Having seemingly done enough to win the match Hill pressed the self-destruct button and will need to learn quickly if they are to mount a challenge for the title.

Hill were forced to make changes with Shane Foley, Rod Beyer and Tim Corrick all unavailable meaning a full debut for Chris Ingram and a promotion for Adam Graves.  On a superb pitch both teams looked to attack from the offset and there were half chances at either end before the game settled down.  Hill looked threatening down the flanks with both Chris Davison and Neil Hurst very much to the fore, linking well with Kris McHale up front.  Wilsons relied on long balls to their tall strikers and certainly had their moments in an evenly contested first half which ended goalless.

The second half started at a frenetic pace with Andy Carter making a superb save from a one on one before Hill immediately responded immediately with Hurst ’s fierce drive shaving the post.  Slowly Hill began to dominate proceedings with Graves and Matthew Knights controlling the midfield.  With an hour on the clock Hurst jinked past his man before pulling the ball back for Knights to score a well deserved first goal in a Purple shirt.  Suddenly Hill were irrepressible and there were further chances for McHale and Joe Hackworthy but a workmanlike home side held on.  Such resilience was rewarded with ten minutes remaining when Hill gave up possession all too easily and were punished on the break.  Five minutes later disaster struck when sloppy defending enabled the Division One new boys to claim a big scalp and all three points.

There was still time for Hill to snatch a share of the spoils but a combination of good defending and poor decision making meant that Ben Willis suffered the first defeat of his regime.  Next week sees Hill visit Old Owens in what promises to be yet another sensational battle between the two old foes.

Old Owens 3 Winchmore Hill 1
Southern Amateur League
Senior Section Division One
Saturday 30 September 2006

Another bad case of deja-vu for Hill as reigning champions Old Owens came from behind to take all three points in a pulsating encounter at Coopers Lane on Saturday.  There was little between the two sides who were locking horns for the fifth time in just six months, but Hill’s new look side will need to learn quickly from their mistakes of the past two games if they are to mount any sort of challenge for honours this season.

Ben Willis was again forced to make changes to his starting line up with both Andy Carter and Joe Hackworthy unavailable meaning the player manager started his first game of the season.  Chris Grey deputised in goal and made an immediate impact with a superb save to deny Sam Sullivan’s early long range drive.  Hill responded immediately with Chris Davison forcing the Owen’s keeper into a smart save.  As expected much of the game was played out in the middle of the park with neither team able to gain the ascendancy in a tight and tense opening forty-five minutes.

The second half proved to be a much more open affair as the game became stretched with both teams looking to gain the advantage and it was Hill who took the lead on the hour when Rod Beyer’s sublime pass put Kris McHale in on goal and he made no mistake in rounding the keeper and slotting home to put the AFA champions in front.  The lead lasted just five minutes though when a fine strike from distance levelled the scores.  Game on. 

What ensued was an enthralling passage of play as both sides looked to win the game and it was Hill who came closest to doing so when Neil Hurst ran from inside his own half and left fly from long range only to see his effort rebound back off the inside of the post.  Owens broke immediately and took the lead with a well worked goal.  The margins were that fine.  Hill poured forwards hoping to salvage something from the match but in doing so allowed the hosts more time and space to settle the match as chances came and went at both ends.  Then, in the dying moments, substitute Chris Ingram’s overhead kick crept agonisingly over the bar and from the resulting goal kick a long ball caught Hill high up the pitch allowing Anthony Mann to clinch the match with a third goal with almost the last kick of the game.

After three consecutive away games Hill will look to get back on track with their first home game of the season next week when they entertain Civil Service.  The Paulin Ground needs to become a Fortress.

Winchmore Hill 3 Civil Service 0
Southern Amateur League
Senior Section Division One
Saturday 7 October 2006

After two weeks of frustration and disappointment, Hill got back on track with a clinical yet at times patchy display in front of their own fans on a sumptuous playing surface.  Or as Barry Chaters’ visiting father put it in his typically succinct Mackem manner; “canny in the first half like, f*?*ing awful in the second”.   Why write a match report when clearly you can use ten or so words?

Hill though were determined to prove actions speak louder than words.  With Andy Carter suffering an injury in training during the week, Chris Grey again proved a more than able deputy but it was at the other end of the pitch where the home side really showed their class.  Just ten minutes were on the clock when Rod Beyer sprung the offside trap from a superb cross field pass from Chaters only to be unceremoniously upended ten yards outside the area by a downright clumsy challenge by the (un)Civil keeper.  No-one likes to see red cards handed out willy-nilly but this was as stone cold a case for giving one as you get.  Referee’s decision…goal kick!  Bizarre.  Hill reacted in the right manner and just moments later Beyer was at it again only to be felled this time by the centre half.  Penalty to Hill.  Up stepped Kris McHale but his effort was saved smartly by the aforementioned away custodian.  It wasn’t to be McHale’s match but luckily for Winchmore there were plenty of others who excelled on the day. 

Civil then had their best spell of the match and came close to scoring on a couple of occasions only to be denied by first the crossbar and then a brilliant last gasp block by Chaters.  His father, now on pint number six for the day looked on admiringly.  So did his ten team-mates.  This proved to be the catalyst for Hill as Shane Foley started to dictate the play from the middle of the park and soon Matthew Knights and Chris Davison looked increasingly threatening in what was turning out to be a wonderfully compelling and very open game.  Then, with half-time looming Hill raced through the gears with a clever move down the inside left channel.  Peter Gyles found Davison who in turn released Neil Hurst into space.  Having accelerated away from  the attentions of a couple of Service defenders the skipper swapped passes with McHale before firing low into the corner to give the hosts the lead.  More chances came and went as Hill went into the break a goal to the good and by now well in charge of proceedings.

The second half started with Hill left in no doubt about the instructions from the management.  Score a second goal and finish the match off.  The visitors had other ideas though and it was they who started by far the brighter as they went in search of an equaliser.  Time and again though the Hill backline stood firm and was bolstered midway through the half by the introduction of debutante Martin Branagan who immediately thundered into his first challenge.  This seemed to give Hill the spark of impetus they needed and just moments later the lead was doubled when Hurst capitalised on a defensive lapse and ran through on goal to finish well.

Visibly deflated by this, Civil were suddenly ragged and Davison, Beyer, Knights, Foley and Branagan all had chances to extend the lead but the last rites were eventually administered in the end by Hurst, who completed his hat-trick late on after turning smartly to give himself space.  Job done.

A pleasing overall performance from Big Ben’s men who will now look to build some momentum with the visit of Nottsborough to the Paulin Ground next week.

Winchmore Hill 0 Nottsborough 5
Southern Amateur League
Senior Section Division One
Saturday 14 October

This game was won and lost in ten crazy second half minutes on Saturday as some kamikaze defending from the hosts enabled an impressive Nottsborough team to take the points in emphatic fashion.  Bizarrely enough much of the game was relatively even with the visitors playing the better football and Hill always looking a goal threat but it was the clinical manner in which ‘Boro capitalised on Hill’s errors that was to be the feature of the game.

The opening goal arrived after twenty minutes when the tricky Nathan Violet broke free down the left hand side and delivered a teasing cross that could only be turned into his own net by the unlucky Ben Willis.  This spurred Hill into action though, and they enjoyed their best spell of the match in the following passage of play and felt aggrieved not to go into the break on level terms.  First Chris Davison missed a great chance after pouncing on a rebound from Rod Beyer’s shot.  Moments later both Davison and Matthew Knights were denied clear runs on goal by a linesman's flag.  Then to add insult to injury Neil Hurst was bundled over in the box but this time there was no intervention from the officials. 

Frustration soon turned to embarrassment though as Nottsborough tore Hill apart in the opening spell of the second half as a combination of poor decision making and superb finishing saw Hill concede four further goals in a matter of minutes.

A shocking result for Winchmore then who will need to redouble their efforts and do some serious soul searching if things are to improve.

Old Salesians 1 Winchmore Hill 1
Southern Amateur League
Senior Section Division One
Saturday 21 October

Big Ben Willis went in to this Southern Amateur League encounter with many questions on his mind. What exactly had happened last weekend? How were all the boys going to find their way to Old Salesians without the superior navigational skills of 118 Hurst?  The big man’s preparations were not helped by local tabloid reports that Hurst had been spotted arranging to go to a wedding fair on the day of the game, McHale had been spotted at Kings Cross (not the train station for his so called trip to Liverpool), Lonny Robinson had put on 3 stones since his last appearance for the Hill and Davo was spotted down London at 3am Friday with a bottle of tequila and two Aussie blondes.

2:00 arrived and the questions continued, “should we go for pink or blue bridesmaids dresses, will almonds be ok for favours, who will do the flowers?” Meanwhile Ben gave his team for the day, 4, 5, 1 with Newton, K. Gyles and Corrick in for the injured Willis and the (missing to other commitments pair of Hurst and McHale). Also joining up with the purple army was the returning Lonny Ray Robinson, and when the boys started to get changed it was clear that the rumour was indeed true and he had in fact turned in to a heavy weight boxer.

The stand in captain Chaters decided to lose the toss, as he cleverly read the mind of the Salesians skipper, and knew he would manage to get kick off and choice of ends by calling wrong. Hill kicked off and played with a high tempo in the opening exchanges. Both teams tried to get a foothold in the game and both managed to make it difficult for their opponent to get in to any kind of rhythm. Most of Hills attacks were going through the impressive Newton who was winning his physical battles and bringing others in to the game. Davo had a thunderbolt brilliantly blocked and Matty was thwarted on numerous occasions from not quite breaking the last line of defence. The game was calling out for a Barn Storming run! At the other end Chaters and Foley were dealing with most of the more direct Salesians attacks, and Barrell and the ever impressive Gyles were always in the right place at the right time when called upon.

As the first half closed in, Corrick and Knights were beginning to get on top and feeding the wide men on numerous occasions, unfortunately most of the good work from K. Gyles and Roddy was too far away from the Salesians goal.


Hill took to the field in the second half, determined to push on and win the game. Newton once again was giving the opposing back line an uncomfortable afternoon and Roddy and Matty were getting in to more threatening positions, unfortunately the Salesians rear guard was holding firm and some last minute blocking and tackling was keeping the Hill at bay. At half time Ben’s astute evaluations led to the wise words he chose “the only way they are going to score today is from a set play, they have two lads that can head a ball, make sure we mark them and we will be ok” unfortunately for the Hill, some of the team took his words of wisdom a little too literally. Salesians were awarded a free kick as a gust of wind blew their right winger over (never been a foul in a month of Sundays!) The free kick arrived in from the right, both the danger men marked, a Salesians midfielder somehow found himself in 4 acres of space, after swinging a cat, doing the hokey-cokey and smoking a cigar, he decided to head the ball past the little Welshman 1 – 0 Salesians. Carter proceeded to shout cviehrijdncnrecn (well that’s how it sounded).

Previous week lost 5 – 0, players missing, torrential rain, the winds blowing in your face and your 178 miles from home, 20 min to go – time to find out what your made of boys. Thankfully for Big Ben the next 20 min gave him plenty to be optimistic about.

The Hill began to stand up 2 inches each, winning battles all over the field and passing the ball with speed and precision. Time and again they cut through the Salesians midfield, Sugar Ray Lonny Robinson replaced the hardworking K. Gyles to add some extra E17 class, indeed it was the Stratford 3 that linked together on numerous occasions, showing some very good play in tight situations. Rod was getting involved a lot more and Matty was driving forward, imposing himself on the game. Newton was linking things together with intelligent forward play. The Hill were finally rewarded for their good play When Rod received the ball on the edge of the box, a jig to the left, a shuffle to the right, smash, bottom corner 1 – 1. The heavens then decided to open as Winchmore pushed forward again and again in the last 10 although time after time they just seemed to fall at the final hurdle.

A game we could and possibly should have won, however at 1 – 0 down with 15 to go we should take hope from the way we battled back to take a point. More worryingly will pink go with the blonde hair and can we really have the large bouquets on each table? Thanks should go to the 10 Winchmore supporters that made the 356 mile round trip, they really did make the difference. MoM Jack Newton who brought along everything you expect from him as well as some nice touches.

Questions for the Gaffer to ponder this week:   Are there any more Wedding Fairs coming up on Saturdays? Has Davo got a drink problem? Will Sugar Ray Lonny Robinson ever become world heavy weight champion of the world? Will Lucy run out of tablecloths after making Jack yet another shirt?? Is Tim really in the priory receiving anger management treatment?? Answers on a postcard.


Old Lyonians 0 Winchmore Hill 3
AFA Middlesex and Essex Senior Cup
Saturday 28 October
 

Hill arrived in North-West London in good spirits and dressed up to the nines on Saturday as Chairman Bob finally came good on his promise of a new kit.  Gone were the purple hot pants that look great on your bird if you can persuade her to wear them but make Ben Willis look like Dirk Diggler on a bad day.  In there place some far more roomy white numbers that looked far better unless you are Matty Knights in which case you look like a team mate of Stanley Matthews and Charles Charlie-Charles.  The new men’s size socks mean that Shane Foley will no longer need to steal from the kit bags of our junior teams.  So it was no surprise that when the team shunned a team photo (only when you win something Bob!) before the game, that our very own Aussie convict was seen shunning the team’s warm up to pose for the camera’s.  Looking rather portly Shano defended himself by claiming that the camera adds ten pounds.  From this I can only deduce that half of London ’s paparazzi fleet were snapping him judging by the results.

Luckily for Hill though Foley refocused his attention back on the game in time to curl in a peach of a free-kick after just five minutes.  This spurred the visitors into life as for the opening twenty minutes of this fixture the purples reigned supreme.  Moments later Tim Corrick’s fierce low drive was pushed onto the post by the home goalkeeper and Knights was unlucky to see his effort from the rebound go over the bar.

Undeterred Hill continued to dominate proceedings and it wasn’t long before the lead was doubled.  Rod Beyer and Chris Davison combined well down the left and the latter’s pinpoint cross was headed home by Neil Hurst.  Just five minutes later the game was effectively over when Andy Barrell released Hurst down the flank and he crossed for Jack Newton to finish well.

From this point onwards the game went a little scrappy although Hill created further chances to extend their lead with Beyer, Knights, Davison and Pete Gyles all going close.  Early in the second period it looked as though a fourth goal had been added by substitute Kris McHale only to be denied for offside.  At the other end of the pitch Lyonians rarely threatened with Andy Carter and Barry Chaters marshalling the defence wonderfully.  With twenty minutes remaining McHale saw a sweetly struck penalty rebound back off the post and away to safety but Hill were not going to be denied the victory that their performance so richly deserved and youngster Andy Barrell nearly put the icing and cherry on the cake with an audacious effort from the half way line that sailed over the keeper but unluckily bounced inches over the crossbar.  Fantastic stuff.

All in all a very pleasing days work for Winchmore Hill who return to Lyonians in the league next week.  Nothing less than more of the same will do.  The cameras may be there again - get down the gym Foley!!!

Old Lyonians 0 Winchmore Hill 4
Southern Amateur League
Senior Section Division One
Saturday 4 November

A strange autumnal day on Saturday as Hill struggled to hit the heights of the previous week yet managed to win by a greater margin as the hosts capitulated in the second half after a bright start.

Ben Willis brought Adam Graves back into the starting line-up for the absent Tim Corrick in an otherwise unchanged eleven.  Despite all the pre-match talk about starting quickly and matching the hosts undoubted zeal, Hill were a shadow of themselves in the opening exchanges as Lyonians looked to avenge the Middlesex Cup defeat.  Hill were simply not at the races as first Lyonians were denied by an offside flag and then the woodwork (twice).  Luckily for Hill, in Matthew Knights they have a player at the top of his game at the moment.  Winchmore’s pocket rocket lit up Bonfire weekend with a quite superb goal after twenty minutes.  Latching onto a fine through-ball from Peter Gyles, Knights sped through the middle before steadying himself and unleashing a howitzer into the top left hand corner and Catherine wheeling away to celebrate.

The game continued to be an even contest though as Lyonians continued to work harder than Hill all over the pitch but were unable to fashion any more chances of note thanks largely to the blossoming central defensive pair of Barry Chaters and Shane Foley.  Then, as half-time approached Lyonians were reduced to ten men when a player was sent off for foul and abusive language and with him went the host’s chances in the game.

The second period was one-way traffic as Hill finally clicked into gear.  The lead was doubled ten minutes in when Rod Beyer did to the Lyonians defender what Robbie Keane did to Khalid Bouhlarouz on Sunday only to be clumsily felled in the area.  Up stepped Chris Davison to score remarkably his first goal of the season.   Hill poured forwards in search of more goals and it soon arrived when Chaters raking cross-field ball sent Kris McHale galloping down the left and his cross was tapped home by Beyer for a goal his performance deserved.  By now Hill, and Davison in particular were irrepressible and three soon became four when the outstanding Knights and Beyer combined to set up Davison for his second.  Hill could and should have extended their lead further but the three points were secure and the players know that tougher tasks lie ahead, starting with the return of the Danish Viking to the Paulin Ground for this weeks AFA Senior Cup tie for the start of the trophy defence.


Winchmore Hill 7 Old Camdenians 0
Amateur Football Alliance Senior Cup – Round Two
Saturday 11 November

Cup holders Winchmore Hill began their defence of ‘The Big One’ with a resounding 7-0 victory over a hapless Old Camdenians side on Saturday, the match all but over inside 45 minutes as the hosts raced into a six goal lead.  There was welcome return to the Paulin Ground for Kris Sonne who, despite having little impact on the game, still found time for one more outrageous drag back that put Shane Foley on his ample posterior much to the amusement of everyone.  Beyond that most of the Great Dane’s attacking fervour was saved for the Queens Head later in the evening when despite a shimmy here and a shake of the hips there, he still couldn’t score.  

Back to the match though and Hill were mindful of avoiding any cup upset and respected the opposition we were faced with.  This respect was clearly mutual on both sides as the opposition goalkeeper got a chance to play against his boyhood hero and opposite number Andy Carter.  Before the game had even begun Carts was signing all sorts of paraphernalia for his special fan including a Panini Football sticker of the angry Welsh stopper from the 1978/9 album.  Clearly spurred on by this, the Camdenians ‘keeper was in inspired form saving on a number of occasions in the opening exchanges and keeping things on an even keel.  Time and again he was on hand to pluck crosses from the air or tip goal attempts round the post never forgetting to gaze admiringly down to the other end of the pitch when the chance permitted.

Suddenly disaster struck for our star-struck hero though as Carter slipped from his lofty pedestal and broke a boyhood dream.  Receiving back-pass from Peter Gyles ‘The Special One’ proceeded to first trip over the ball before seemingly retaining his composure only to promptly toe punt the ‘hot potato’ unceremoniously into nearby Southgate.  It was ugly.  At the other end of the pitch a heart had been broken.  Clearly devastated by this, the Camden goalkeeper proceeded to concede six goals in twenty minutes as Hill took full advantage of his tearful, blurred vision.

First Chris Davison bore down on goal and finished with aplomb before the ever-impressive Matthew Knights combined well with Rod Beyer to double the lead.  Next Neil Hurst teed up Jack Newton for a third before turning provider again for Davison to grab his second.  When Beyer and Hurst made the score five then six the game was up.

The second half was a rather disjointed affair with not much happening at all but there was still time for Knights to score his second to make a magnificent seven for Hill after some good approach play from debutante Dan Gallagher.

Hill’s players then spent the early part of the evening locked in a highly competitive table-tennis tournament before helping Sonne to drown his sorrows in style.  Everyone that is except Mr Carter who was last seen walking to the car park hand in hand with you know who.

Mill Hill Village 1 Winchmore Hill 2
AFA Middlesex & Essex Senior Cup
Saturday 18 November

The 1st XI would like to dedicate this victory to the memory of Roger Sharp
This was definitely a case of better late than never as Hill clutched victory from the jaws of defeat in an afternoon of high drama at Mill Hill.  Winchmore Hill’s decision making left a lot to be desired all day.  Firstly Ben Willis decided to get into Tim Corrick’s hairdresser’s car for the trip to the ground which was a remarkably good impression of Hightower ripping out the front seat of a car and steering from the back seat in the Police Academy films.  Then the admirable Jack Newton, returning from a stag do in Wales for the game, decided to stop off at a cash point only to be smashed over the head with an iron bar for his troubles.  Luckily for Jack the assailant clearly had not watched the Hill man in action as anyone who has seen him play knows that if you creep up behind and mark him that tightly you will get an elbow in the face and a bloodied nose for your troubles.  Watch out for footage of this event on “Golders Green’s Dumbest Criminals – Part IV”.

Anyway the match was all set up for a cup upset.  A hard-working home side took the fight to Hill on a poor playing surface and had the better of the opening exchanges.  Eventually Hill got going and enjoyed their best period of the match before half-time as Chris Davison, Neil Hurst and Matthew Knights all went close to scoring.  Davison, the best striker of the ball in the club, was having particular trouble on the uneven surface but did the groundsman a favour by trimming most of the branches of the trees behind the goal the Hill were attacking.

Hill started well too in the second half but soon the game became disjointed and changes needed to be made.  Adam Graves asked to be taken off as he couldn’t run a usual service because of leaves on the pitch.  On came Tim Corrick who immediately set Hill in motion linking well with Hurst before Knights was again unlucky to be denied by the keeper. 

As time wore on you felt that one goal might be enough and the plucky hosts sensed a scalp was there for the taking.  The pacy centre forward was coming more and more to the fore and as Hill’s passing got worse the home side’s belief grew conspicuously.  Then with fifteen minutes to go slack defending was punished by the aforementioned striker and Hill were standing at the cash point on the verge of being mugged.

However, buoyed on by Newton ’s warrior spirit Hill fought back only to be denied time and again by some resolute defending and shameless time wasting.  Seven and a half minutes were to be added and Hill needed every second.  First came the lifeline.  Davison’s cross from the left was headed into the top corner by the hapless home left back.  Suddenly Hill realised that they were not overly keen on handing over their wallets and took the fight to the muggers.  In the dying seconds the ball transferred quickly through the feet of Knights, Hurst and Davison before Dan Gallagher tucked home the winner with just seconds remaining.  Agony for the Villagers.  Ecstasy for our valiant have-a-go heroes!

Civil Service 2 Winchmore Hill 4
Southern Amateur League
Senior Section Division One
Saturday 25 November

Winchmore Hill stretched their unbeaten run to six games with a hard fought victory in a six goal thriller at a rain soaked Dukes Meadows on Saturday.  It was a game that had everything: goals, individual brilliance, mistakes, controversy, yellow cards and a red one – more of that later.

Most of the Hill side arrived in good time despite Jack Newton’s travel arrangements but the Redbridge Three were late as usual, this time because they had been filming ‘House Party 3 – Lost in London ’.  Thankfully for Hill though the three musketeers were worth the wait as they were to have a big impact on proceedings once they were underway.

Ben Willis named an unchanged squad with Joe Hackworthy and Kris McHale both still injured and Keith Gyles visiting a girlfriend over in Germany .  Apparently having a mysterious overseas girlfriend is a necessity in the Gyles family as neither of them seems capable of pulling on these shores.

The match started at a frenetic pace on a pitch that was heavily under water.  Hill were first to everything and went in front inside ten minutes when Matthew Knights and Neil Hurst combined well down the right to fashion an opportunity for Jack Newton which he took with considerable aplomb.  Civil’s response was as spectacular as it was instantaneous.  Ross Peebles found space to shoot from distance and his stunning, dipping shot caught Andy Carter on the hop as it crashed in off the underside of the bar.  Peebles was to prove a constant threat throughout the match.

Back came Hill with a series of attacking sorties on the home goal and the men in purple, white and black were soon back in front when Rod Beyer’s cross/shot eluded everybody and crept into the far corner.  By now the game was becoming a little heated as decisions were constantly questioned and tackles flew in on a rapidly deteriorating pitch.  Just after half-time the game was all square again when Peebles finished superbly from a tight angle.  Game well and truly on.

The game ebbed and flowed with both teams looking to take all the points and it was Hill who were asking most of the questions and their endeavours were duly rewarded in somewhat controversial fashion as Peter Gyles broke down the left and delivered a pinpoint cross for Rod Beyer who smashed in his second of the match to cap what was an outstanding individual performance from the mercurial one.  Civil cried foul over the referee’s decision to overrule the linesman’s flag but nothing could detract from Beyer’s divine intervention.  Chances came and went at both ends before Hill deservedly extended their lead and clinched the match when Jack Newton waltzed round both defender and goalkeeper to fire home.

The match was somewhat marred at the end by a disgraceful two-footed lunge by one of the Service substitutes whose brief appearance was curtailed even further by a straight red card.  Luckily for Peter Gyles, his victim, the injury sustained to his right foot will not stop him from using it at full capacity (i.e. standing on it) and he should be fit for next week’s AFA Cup clash with Old Actonians.


Old Actonians Association 1 Winchmore Hill 2
AFA Senior Cup – Third Round Proper
Saturday 2 December

On the first day of Christmas we all went to Leeds. After a scrappy and utterly forgetful match in which a Matthew Knights brace put the reigning champions into the last sixteen of the AFA Cup the team ventured en masse up north for an entirely unforgettable weekend of electric banter, madness and mayhem.

The stinker jacket was passed on from Shane Foley (who it fitted rather snugly) to Adam Graves who is the only bloke I know whose appearance was improved by this garish orange monstrosity.  It covered up his sky blue tank top for starters but with Andy Barrell also donning similar attire it made them look like The Communards.  Just three hours later Graves was heard singing ‘Don’t Leave Me This Way’ after he injured himself falling down a flight of stairs at Leeds train station having left his bag on the 6.00pm Intercity Flyer from Kings Cross.  We didn’t see him for the rest of the weekend.  Rumours that Tim Corrick had hired a contract abductor in order to get his place back in the starting line up are thus far unsubstantiated.

On the weekend that a bloke called Willis was crowned King of the Jungle it seemed rather apt that our own illustrious leader had to baby-sit a group of animals who had been let out of the zoo.  The team performance continued at a high tempo and there were mating calls aplenty as ex-Leeds uni students Chris Davison and Pete Gyles used their local knowledge of the turf to good effect. The shoot on sight policy was taken literally by a number of the boys and initially there was some careless finishing in the box but as time wore on the radars were honed to precision and the results were instantaneous.  

After a brief flirtation with a dodgy nightclub in which Andy Carter was far too old to be in the troops went on the prowl in Tiger Tiger where Gylo treated one lucky lady to some ballroom dancing which looked far less camp than his solo stuff.  After a warm down and performance analysis over breakfast on Sunday morning the weekend took an entirely expected diversion otherwise known as an all-dayer starting with a hilarious round of drinking games (was that ibble dibble or wobble wibble Carts?) on the train, drinking the buffet car dry before continuing the high jinks in Covent Garden where frantic phone calls to other halves were being made to explain the severe train delays.  What a weekend.

On the first day of Christmas there were…
12 players singing
11 drunken monkeys
10 shots of Chartreuse
9 Pinot Grigios
8 chicken kebabs
7 different bars
6 Barry Chaters
5 goldschlagers
4 texting birds
3 wibble wobbles
2 goals from Knights
And a place in the last sixteen.

Winchmore Hill 1 Old Wilsonians 0
Southern Amateur League
Senior Section Division One
Saturday 9 December

Hill moved up two places to second in the table with a hard fought 1-0 victory over top flight new boys and fellow high flyers Old Wilsonians.  Ben Willis was forced to shuffle his pack as Peter Gyles’ weekly dancing slot at G.A.Y. sent his back into spasm.  Chris Davison was also missing with sympathy pains.  This meant a recall for Kris McHale which was to prove all important, while Andy Barrell, Tim Corrick, Neil Hurst and Rod Beyer all played in different positions to usual, highlighting the versatility within the squad.


The visitors arrived at the Paulin on the back of five consecutive league wins and full of confidence having come from behind to steal the points in the reverse fixture back in September.  Indeed it was Wilsons who started the brighter on a surface that betrayed the recent inclement weather.  However, once Hill had re-familiarised themselves with the surroundings (three home games out of fifteen until this point!) the hosts began to dictate the play in what was an enjoyable game for the ample crowd.  Despite an open and expansive approach from both sides neither keeper was really tested and it became clear that the opening goal would be critical. 

With this in mind Adam Graves took it upon himself to stamp his authority on the game (and in doing so win back some credibility in the dressing room after his Leeds disappearing act).  Unfortunately thirty-five yard pile drivers with the left foot don’t currently reside in the Graves locker and he immediately incurred the wrath of his captain.  However, this Yorkshire terrier is made of sterner stuff and when he picked up the ball in an almost identical position just five minutes later with his skipper again bellowing at him for the pass he could have been forgiven for taking the easy option.  Instead the littlest hobo again swung his left peg at the ball only this time to deliver a peach of a cross that Kris McHale volleyed home emphatically.

1-0 at the break and the second half was as open as the first with both teams looking to attack in numbers this resulted in a tireless game of classic end-to-end football.  At one end Neil Hurst’s shot just squeezed past the post while at the other Os Akkaya was pulling the strings for Wilsons .  With twenty minutes remaining Willis introduced teenage debutante Joe Bennis to the fray and he immediately reenergised Hill’s attacking intent with his pace and was unlucky not to score on a couple of occasions.  As the clock ticked down the visitors pressed further to try and snatch something from the game but despite having a lot of possession and territorial advantage they were unable to fashion any real chances of note as Andy Carter was rarely called upon.  All that was left was for Shane ‘Uncle Albert’ Foley to bore the team with more tales of yesteryear.  A win against local rivals Broomfield next weekend will set the team up nicely to challenge on all three fronts in 2007.

Broomfield 3 Winchmore Hill 1
Southern Amateur League
Senior Section Division One
Saturday 16 December

Winchmore Hill’s recent run of good form came to an abrupt halt with an utterly abject and lifeless display against fierce local rivals Broomfield at Hedge Lane on Saturday.  While the hosts came out of the blocks on the ‘b’ of the bang treating the game as if it were the last they would ever play, Hill in stark contrast, were sloppy and second best and were punished by conceding two goals in the opening twenty minutes giving themselves a mountain to climb.

The first goal arrived when Hill cleared their lines only to allow Jimmy Jacobs time and space to shoot from the edge of the box and he duly dispatched the ball into the bottom corner with clinical precision.  Just ten minutes later and still Hill were affording their neighbours too much room and again Jacobs fired home from long range albeit this time with the help of a deflection.  Broomfield just seemed to want it more – a worrying thought that each member of the Hill squad should have a long hard think about during the festive break.

Eventually Hill sprung into life and could and probably should have gone into the break on level terms.  First Neil Hurst headed just over the bar before both Rod Beyer and Matthew Knights came close to reducing the arrears but 2-0 at the break it stood.  After a fearful ear-bashing at half-time Hill attacked with far more gusto after the interval and just five minutes in were rewarded when Beyer teed up Hurst to make it 2-1.  Suddenly the one-way traffic was all directed at the home goal and two or three more chances came and went before the game became disjointed with constant whistles from the referee fragmenting the rhythm of the game.  This was to prove costly as Hill inexplicably lost their discipline and with it their focus and sloppy ball retention gave Broomfield a chance to score on the break and restore their two goal cushion which was never really threatened again in the match. 

With half their league games now played Hill’s title challenge looks all but over but with two enormous cup ties coming in January there is still much to play for.  If there is a repeat of Saturday’s performance in either of these games defeat is inevitable.  Only the players themselves can have any impact on how the team fares in these games.  Only 100% commitment to the cause it acceptable. 

Despite Saturday’s doom and gloom there have been plenty of reasons to be cheerful in the first half of the season.  The form of Matthew Knights in particular as well as goals coming from a number of areas of the pitch mean that Hill are a potent attacking force while the defence has always been reliable.  These plus an improvement in the fitness of the team means that 2007 can still be a cup winning year for Big Ben’s men. 

In time honoured tradition the squad Christmas wish list is as follows:
Andy Carter – another pair of guacamole trainers (no Velcro please!)
Andy Barrell – a first XI goal and/or The Communards Greatest Hits
Pete Gyles – a girlfriend with a London postcode
Barry Chaters – ‘Hofopoly’ to catch on a make him his fortune
Shane Foley – a warm-up routine that involves sitting around doing nothing
Joe Hackworthy – an injury free 2007
Paul Strouts - likewise
Tim Corrick – more anger management courses
Adam Graves – ‘A survivor’s guide to sleeping rough’
Matthew Knights – anything Prada
Chris Davison – a non-virtual girlfriend
Neil Hurst – 3 more goals
Rod Beyer – Matty to play Magic FM in his car
Jack Newton – the rest of Dick van Dykes outfit
Kris McHale – PMA
Joe Bennis – a Cambridge Blue
Ben Willis – more desire, more passion, two cups.

Winchmore Hill 4 East Barnet Old Grammarians 1
Southern Amateur League
Senior Section Division One
Saturday 6 January

Winchmore Hill started 2007 with a victory that took them to the top of the table at a rain soaked Paulin Ground on Saturday.  Admittedly the league position is a false one given a number of teams have games in hand but with crucial cup games in the coming weeks it was important to resume the season with a confidence building win.

The game looked in doubt after torrential rain left parts of the ground under water but credit to groundsman Martin Charters who after some pre-match work was able to produce a remarkably good playing surface given the inclement weather.  Manager Ben Willis decided to go with a different formation and Rod Beyer was unfortunate to lose his place in the starting line up but he was still to have an enormous impact on proceedings.

Hill started superbly and most of the opening fifteen minutes were played in the EBOG half as the hosts zipped the ball across the greasy surface and Kris McHale was denied by some last ditch defending with the goal at his mercy. EBOGs though were made of sterner stuff than the poor side we encountered on the first game of this season and came back into the game strongly, enjoying some good possession and were only denied the lead by a linesman’s flag.  After the good football of the opening quarter of the match came a poor passage of play in which neither team could string more than three passes together and the game became disjointed.  An injury to Matthew Knights didn’t help although immediately Beyer, his replacement, instilled some much needed calm and quality in the Hill side and moments later he teed up Neil Hurst whose shot struck the outside of the post.  0-0 at the break.

The start of the second half coincided with an enormous, incessant downpour which made the conditions much trickier but as others struggled around him the mercurial Beyer, Hill’s Denzel Washington, walked on water through the East Barnet defence and dinked in the cheekiest of finishes.  Deja-vu. Hill doubled their lead immediately from the restart when a defensive lapse enabled Jack Newton, Hill’s Uncle Fester, to slam home an emphatic second.

Further chances came and went before again the tempo of the game seemed to drop off and the visitors took full advantage with a well taken goal ten minutes from time although questions should be asked of Hill’s defending.  Despite this Winchmore Hill were determined to finish the game off and the clinching third goal arrived five minutes from time when Hurst beat two defenders before firing home to seal the points.  There was still time for Beyer to set up Adam Graves for his debut first team goal in the final minute to give the scoreline a fair reflection.

A decent performance overall but Hill will need to replicate the passion, desire and ball retention shown in patches here for an entire match next week when they visit West Wickham in an enthralling AFA Senior Cup tie.

West Wickham 1 Winchmore Hill 0
AFA Senior Cup Round Four
Saturday 13 January

Cup holders Winchmore Hill crashed out of the AFA Senior Cup in the cruellest of manners on Saturday as an eighty-eighth minute winner at Corkscrew Hill sent the hosts into the quarter finals.  In a repeat of last year’s quarter final that Hill won but the only goal of the game in extra-time the match was again a very close encounter but despite strong defences on both teams and a tricky playing surface the game was a good one. 

Hill were forced to change their line up again with Matthew Knights injured and Joe Hackworthy returning to the starting line up after an extended spell on the sidelines.  The match started at a high tempo as both teams looked to score that all important first goal and Jack Newton and Kris McHale were proving to be a handful for the Wickham back three.  Much of the match was being played in the middle third of the field with only the odd isolated chance at either end and the closest either side came to scoring in the first half was just before the break when Andy Carter made a fine save from a well struck free-kick.

The second half proved to be a far more open affair as Hill in particular looked to show more attacking intent and Neil Hurst had two chances in close succession, the first went wide of the post and the second was struck firmly on the volley but unfortunately for Hill straight at the home custodian.  At the other end the Wickham forwards were coming more and more to the fore and Hill had to be at their best defensively to keep the hosts at bay and as time ticked on the game looked more and more as though it was going to go to extra-time and perhaps even penalties.

However, Purple Hearts were broken late on when the Sky Blues broke down the Hill left and from the resulting cutback a Wickham midfielder just about found the bottom corner to send his team into the quarter finals of The Big One.  A crushing defeat for Hill who must now win their Middlesex Cup quarter final at Meadonians on Saturday week to retain any hope of winning some silverware this season.

Winchmore Hill 3 Alleyn Old Boys 0
Southern Amateur League
Senior Section Division One
Saturday 20 January

This was very much a game of two halves as Hill first overcame the elements, and then overpowered their opponents to register a three-nil victory at the Paulin Ground on Saturday.  With Matty Knights failing a late fitness test and both Adam Graves and Chris Davison unavailable Ben Willis was once again forced to shuffle his pack with teenager Joe Bennis coming into the starting line up for his full debut.

Hill struggled for most of the first half as the strong winds meant that much of the action was played out in the home sides half but despite having territorial advantage and a lot of possession the visitors rarely threatened the home goal with Andy Carter’s handling impeccable throughout and the outstanding Barry Chaters marshalling his defence to good effect.

Goalless at half time with not a lot to cheer about but you felt that Hill, having weathered the storm in the opening period, would have too much for their opponents in the wind assisted second half.  This proved to be exactly the case as a rejuvenated home team dominated the match to take the points.  The opening goal arrived on the hour when Kris McHale and Neil Hurst combined well to release Joe Bennis who sprinted clear and was only denied by a good low save by the goalkeeper.  Rod Beyer’s resulting corner was headed into the top corner by Hurst to give the hosts the advantage.  Alleyn’s tried in vain to get back into the match but time and again Chaters and co were on hand to keep the back door shut.  

As time wore on Hill continued to threaten and were eventually rewarded when from another corner, Hurst ’s shot was parried into the path of the predatory Joe Hackworthy who smashed home the match clinching goal.  Moments later two became three when Jack Newton, Beyer and McHale linked well to tee up Tim Corrick who coolly slotted home from twelve yards.  Three goals, three points and a determined and ultimately polished performance.  More of the same please.

Old Meadonians 2 Winchmore Hill 1
AFA Middlesex & Essex Senior Cup – Quarter Final
Saturday 27 January

Winchmore Hill were knocked out of the elusive Middlesex Cup in a blaze of controversy on Saturday as a resilient Old Meadonians team rode their luck to win by the odd goal in three to reach the semi finals.  Both teams are in periods of transition and having won all five of the previous AFA Senior Cup’s between them but having both been eliminated from that competition this year, this match had a lot riding on it.  

The much anticipated tie kicked off late due to a late arriving linesman (more of him later) but once underway the match started at a ferocious pace with the Hill setting about their task with verve and intent.  Within ten minutes the visitors were rewarded for their excellent start when Rod Beyer fired home after Meads had failed to clear their lines.  Hill continued to dominate proceedings but were unable to extend their advantage and this proved to be costly as the AFC champions levelled things up when an unmarked Alex Hugh-Jones headed home from a corner.  Suddenly it was Meads who were buoyant and Hill struggled to contain them and went behind ten minutes later when Colin Hawkins teed up his strike partner who finished with considerable aplomb.  Two nearly became three moments later only for Barry Chaters to clear from the goal line when it appeared the ball may have crossed the line.  A controversial call from the assistant referee who seemed more concerned with keeping the ‘crowd’ on the sidelines and not behind the goal, where clearly the renovation of the South Stand was considered a safety risk.

A half of two halves in which Meads had finished the stronger and there were some stern words in the Hill ranks during the interval which had the desired effect as the visitors completely dominated the second half, laying siege on the home goal.  Chances came and went with Chris Davison, Joe Hackworthy and Beyer all going close.  Hill continued to pour forwards but time and again were denied either by errant finishing, last gasp defending or sheer bad luck.  This was compounded with fifteen minutes to go when Hill broke down the left with Neil Hurst and Davison combining well and the resulting cross was superbly curled into the top corner by the onrushing Matthew Knights.  Elation for Hill and a well deserved equaliser.  Unfortunately the aforementioned linesman hadn’t been involved in the game for at least ten minutes and decided to rule the goal out, citing that the ball had gone out of play.  Bizarre, frustrating and ultimately costing Hill the chance of any silverware this season.  

Undeterred Ben Willis rallied his troops for one last push to take the game to extra-time, the least Hill deserved but it was not to be as Shane Foley and Hurst were denied by some fantastic if desperate defending for which the hosts should be applauded for.  Hopefully they will go on to win the cup.

A devastating afternoon in West London then for Hill whose performance was full of promise and hope for future seasons.  In the meantime though there are eight league games to play and many points to be won.  This must be the immediate focus of the team.

Winchmore Hill 2 Old Owens 1
Southern Amateur League – Senior Division One
Saturday 3 February

This had everything.  Thrills, spills, cards, questionable behaviour and a baying crowd.  Still, enough about the Hill skipper’s birthday party, the game played out between these two old adversaries just hours before was every bit as action packed.

Owens brought their unbeaten league record to the Paulin Ground on Saturday knowing that a win would edge them ever closer to the title.  Hill, on the other hand were still reeling from two cup defeats that were bitter pills to swallow and their league campaign had long since faltered.  Still, with eight games left the AFA champions knew that they could still have a real impact on where the league crown ends up as the two sides lined up for their sixth meeting in ten months.

As expected, the match started off at a terrific pace with both sides looking to attack.  Much of the action was played out in a congested midfield area with neither team giving an inch.  Joe Bennis, Hill’s teenage starlet was beginning to enjoy some room down the flanks and from one such foray Hill should have gone in front only for Adam Graves to miss his kick with the goal gaping.  After stemming the flow of his nosebleed from being that far up the pitch he returned back to more familiar surroundings and did what he does best.  Owens had their moments too but rarely threatened Andy Carter’s goal and a scoreless first half was a fair reflection.

The blue touch paper was lit for the second half and it certainly went off.  Within just five minutes man of the match Bennis the Menace was at it again, causing Owens defenders problems with his blistering pace and he was unceremoniously kicked in the air.  Matthew Knights offered the referee his own opinions on what he thought of things and this soon escalated out of control when one yellow card was followed swiftly by another to make it a red.  Moments later Ricky Sutter was given too much room by a Hill side still trying to reorganise and he fired a superb shot into the top corner from long range.  A goal and a player down, things looked bleak for the home side.  

However rather than sitting back and waiting to be beaten Hill swiftly took the initiative and were soon level on both counts.  Neil Hurst clipped a fine ball in behind the Owens defence and Chris Davison nipped in front of both defender and keeper only to be upended by Brunning.  Red card for the professional foul and up stepped Davison to fire home an unstoppable spot kick.  Game on.

What resulted was a compelling game of football as the additional space meant for some fine attacking football from both teams.  The cards kept coming as well.  Kris McHale took his yellow card tally for the season level with his goals tally for the season while Rod Beyer was booked for the first time ever.  In the same incident Owens went down to nine players after some verbals.  Then for the match winner and when it arrived was a peach.  Peter Gyles always seems to save his best performances against his old school mates and this was no different.  Rumours that he is looking to follow David Beckham to the MLS to spend more time with his American Beauty were fuelled even further on Saturday after a performance that was less Andy Hinchcliffe and more Roberto Carlos. Without a first team goal in almost three years but with Gail blowing kisses from the sideline, the Hill defender went on a lung busting run almost the length of the pitch, swapping passes with Graves, Hurst and Beyer before coolly slotting home a deserved winner for the hosts.  

There were further chances for Hill to extend their lead while Carter made a fine save from Sutter but eventually the referee brought an end to proceedings.  Owens remain alongside Nottsborough as favourites for the title but Hill’s spirited display has given them reason to keep plugging away this term while the performance of Bennis bodes very well for the future as well as the present.

West Wickham 3 Winchmore Hill 0
Southern Amateur League
Senior Section Division One
Saturday 17 February

If Winchmore Hill could be excused for missing four key players including both centre halves meaning a total reshuffle at the back then they certainly couldn’t be excused for an utterly abject team performance from the players who did take the field.

Hill started slowly and got worse and found themselves a controversial goal down after fifteen minutes.  Controversial or not it was the least the hosts deserved.  Confidence swept through the home ranks as their young side visibly grew in stature as the game wore on.  Hill were hanging on for dear life, waiting to get a chance to rest and regroup at the interval but things went from bad to worse just before the break when after several near misses, Andy Carter was left stranded when a shot he had covered took a wicked deflection and went into the bottom corner.

Changes were made at the interval as Manager Ben Willis came on to try and sure up the Hill rearguard and for a ten minute spell Hill looked like themselves and Neil Hurst should have reduced the deficit only to see his shot clear the crossbar.  This period of pressure was all too brief though and Wickham scored a third with twenty minutes remaining which on the balance of play was a fair reflection.

Despite the obvious holes left with player unavailability this performance was a real head-scratcher.  After such a good run of recent form the season has again been fatally punctuated by a completely limp performance.  This was by far the worst Hill display that this author has ever been involved in.  A reaction next week is an absolute must.

Alleyn Old Boys 0 Winchmore Hill 1
Southern Amateur League
Senior Section Division One
Saturday 24 February

Winchmore Hill reclaimed top spot in the league table on Saturday after a well-deserved 1-0 victory in South London against Alleyn Old Boys.  With five games left Hill must look to put as many points on the board as possible and see where that leaves them.  If the title hopes have gone a place in the top four must be the next aim.

Ben Willis again rang the changes this weekend with Chris Davison, Pete Gyles, Kris McHale, Jack Newton and Andy Barrell all missing for one reason or another.  This meant a recall for Danny Gallagher up front while debutante Liam Patrick took his place alongside him.  After weeks of heavy rain this game must have been in doubt and one half of the pitch was truly awful – a combination of quicksand and heavy mud meant that the half Hill were attacking in the first period had to be navigated like a trench warfare military exercise.  Nonetheless Hill set about their task with intent and despite an early scare it was the visitors who were asking all the questions.  First Joe Hackworthy headed wide after arriving unmarked from a corner and moments later the Hill centre half went close again only to drag his shot past the post.  Moments later new boy Patrick almost capped an impressive debut when after combining with strike partner Gallagher he bore down on goal but again the finishing touch eluded Hill.  The hosts had one or two moments themselves but by and large Andy Carter was rendered a vocal spectator.

The second half proved to be a much more one-sided affair as Hill enjoyed the better playing conditions.  The deadlock was almost broken minutes after the break when Neil Hurst ran from inside his own half and jinked inside to tee up Rod Beyer who was denied by a smart save.  Wave upon wave of Hill attacks ensued as Tim Corrick, Hill’s best performer on the day, and Adam Graves completely dominated the midfield, allowing Hill’s potent attacking weapons plenty of possession.  Beyer, Hurst and Matthew Knights were working well in tandem and it was this trio who fashioned the goal that proved to be the match winner.  Beyer released Knights down the left and after some smart interplay between the pair, Knights was able to pull the ball back to an onrushing Hurst who delivered the ‘coup de grace’ to the move of the match.  This was Hurst’s 100th competitive First XI goal, a special moment and more importantly a goal in a winning cause.

Willis freshened things up bringing on Joe Bennis and Danny Brennan (combined age 35) and both were soon into their stride and Hill should have extended their lead but with Hill’s experience at the back (Carter and Foley – combined age 70) there was never any real threat to the visitors lead and the points were sealed.

Winchmore Hill 2 Broomfield 1
Southern Amateur League
Senior Section Division One
Saturday 3 March

Hill extended their lead at the top of the table to five points with a hard earned victory over fierce local rivals Broomfield on Saturday.  Forty three points can still be accrued by the current AFA Champions and it will be interesting to see where that leaves the side should they go on to take full points from their remaining four games. 

Saturday’s game was played out in front of a packed out Paulin Ground and it was Hill who started brightly with new signing Liam Patrick causing mayhem at the back for the visitors with his pace.  From one such foray Patrick worked himself and opening and crossed for the several Hill players in the box.  Unluckily for Broomfield the resulting clearance was smacked against a team-mate and rebounded back into the net to give the hosts the lead.  Finally Lady Luck had shone on the Hill.  Moments later the lead was doubled when that man Patrick sped down the left flank and cut inside to finish clinically.  The hosts were now buoyant and you felt that with the good football the team has been playing for most of the season that they would go on to enjoy the confidence that a two goal lead gives you. However, disaster struck immediately when Shane Foley was dispossessed in midfield and the visitors broke quickly to half the deficit.

The score remained 2-1 at the break but it was now Broomfield who were very much in the ascendancy.  Hill threatened from wide areas when Matthew Knights and Chris Davison (returning to the side this week after spending last week having ‘push only’ doors fitted in his flat as he doesn’t seem to be able to pull anything) got on the ball but much of the possession was Broomfield’s as they went in search of an equaliser.  However, in Andrew Carter Hill have the best goalkeeper in amateur football and he proved so once again on Saturday with a string of fine saves, with a low handed push onto the post from close range being the pick of the bunch.  Hill’s defensive resistance was a throwback to seasons of the past but even when openings were fashioned Carter was simply unbeatable.

This certainly wasn’t Hill’s most fluid performance of the season by any stretch but there was again a steely resolve about the side that seemed to have gone missing at West Wickham two weeks ago.  Four more all action performances are required to finish as high up the league as possible.


Winchmore Hill 0 Old Salesians 0
Southern Amateur League
Senior Section Division One
Saturday 10 March

Stalemate at the Paulin Ground on one of those days where you just felt that nobody was ever going to score.  A strong prevailing wind and a bumpy playing surface made this a tricky encounter for both sides although there was some good football played in amongst a lot of fragmented play.

A young Salesians side marshalled by seasoned campaigners James & Michael Ayres started brightly and dominated the opening exchanges.  Hill, again missing both centre halves as well as a number of other players, took a while to get going but went close to breaking the deadlock twice in quick succession after fifteen minutes.  First, Liam Patrick sprinted down the right and made space for himself to cross to Neil Hurst whose header shaved the post.  Moments later Rod Beyer’s silky balls skills linked well with the pacy youngster Joe Bennis and the former’s rasping drive thumped against the upright, rebounded back onto the goalkeeper’s back and went out for a corner.

The second half saw Salesians come into the match again and were denied by a smart low save from Andy Carter while at the other end the hosts huffed and puffed but couldn’t blow the house down.  Just when the game looked to be ended in a damp squib Hurst cut in from the right and let fly from distance only to see his goal-bound effort saved superbly by the visiting ‘keeper.  Somehow though you felt justice was done as neither team had really done enough to win it.  The point suited Salesians and reduced Hill’s already slim title chances even further.

Three games to go – more consistency in terms of availability is required for these games if they and next season is to be a success.

Winchmore Hill 6 Old Lyonians 0
Southern Amateur League
Senior Section Division One
Saturday 24 March

The list of absentees from the Hill squad on Saturday made for depressing reading.  Before picking his side (not too tricky a task when only 11 plus the manager are available) Ben Willis had to contend with the following tale of woe:

M.Knights – suspended
J.Hackworthy – injured knee
A.Graves – injured knee
C.Davison – pulled hamstring (at last he’s pulled something)
K.McHale – pulled heartlage
D.Brennan – doing homework

So Big Ben reinstated himself in the heart of the Hill backline and put in a sterling performance in what was to prove to be his final match as Hill manager.  The opening exchanges were lively as Lyonians, staring down the relegation battle looked to salvage something from an entirely forgettable season for then.  Unfortunately it was to get worse before he can get better for them.  Hill looked a threat each time they ventured forwards but time and again were let down by their final pass.  Then, with thirty minutes on the clock Tim Corrick fed the electric Liam Patrick who sprung the offside trap and finished coolly – he is starting to look like a real find for the club.  Moments later the game was effectively up for the visitors when their skipper and most effective attacking threat was sent off for something he said to the ref.

Half-time was spent talking about the need to keep the work rate up, score a second goal and then go on to win the match convincingly.  This was to be so.  With only five minutes of the second period gone Hill carved Lyonians open down the right flank and Jack Newton picked out Neil Hurst with a wonderful cross which the Hill skippered fired home on the half-volley.

Suddenly it was one-way traffic as Hill exploited the extra space.  Daddy Carter was rendered a spectator back in the Hill goal as he looked on admiringly to see Andy Barrell cap a fine individual performance with his debut First XI goal.  Three then became four when after smart interplay between Rod Beyer and Shane Foley Hurst was on hand to score his second of the match.  Hungry for more, the hosts by now were irrepressible and when Hurst ’s superb cross field pass picked out Patrick there was to be only one outcome and now the race was on between these two for the hat-trick.  In the closing moments Patrick bore down on goal with Beyer and Hurst for support but an untimely intervention from the Lyonians defender saw him smash a sixth into the top corner.

Hill stay top with two games to go.  The aim must be to finish as high as possible and give two performances worthy of the outgoing manager’s high standards.

Winchmore Hill 0 West Wickham 2
Southern Amateur League
Senior Section Division One
Saturday 31 March

Hill succumbed to a third defeat of the season to an ever impressive West Wickham on Saturday meaning that the visitors stay in the hunt for the treble.  High winds and a poor pitch meant that the football on show wasn’t always the best but after an even opening period in which West Wickham somehow managed to fashion two goals the visitors were the better side in the second period and deserved their victory.

Hill started brightly and were unlucky not to go in front on fifteen minutes when Mark Owlett made a good low save from Neil Hurst’s shot after the Hill skipper had been cleverly set up by Liam Patrick.  Then from another Hill attack the hosts gave up possession too easily and the visitors broke quickly and went in front from a well taken lob.  Back came Hill looking to level the match but more sloppy defending saw West Wickham go further in front after half an hour. 

Hill continued to probe and Hurst was again denied by a superb save from Owlett when he tipped a curling free-kick onto the post.  The second half proved to be a different story though as Hill couldn’t get the ball out of their own half for long periods because of the strong wind as the Sky Blues enjoyed lots of possession and they should have increased their lead only to be denied on a number of occasions by Andy Carter.

Eventually Hill came back into the game as Matthew Knights and Liam Patrick combined well on a number of occasions but the resolute Wickham defence stood firm and the game ended 2-0.  Wickham move onto the AFA Cup Final where they will hope to take Hill’s crown while Winchmore Hill have some work to do if they are to enjoy title challenges and cup success again in the near future

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Southern Amateur League
Senior Section Division One
Saturday 28 April

A Hill squad down to the ‘bare bones’ in Harry Redknapp speak produced a superb display at Tolworth on Saturday which denied Nottsborough (for now anyway) the chance to be crowned champions of the SAL.  Caretaker Manager Geoff Hurst was missing the services of Shane Foley, Tim Corrick, Ben Willis, Adam Graves, Joe Hackworthy, Neil Hurst & Kris McHale which meant full first team debuts for both Danny Brennan and Graham Sawkins, both of whom impressed greatly in a pulsating encounter.

Nottsborough, having beaten West Wickham during the week need just a point to secure the title but they will have to wait a little longer after this patchwork Hill team produced one of the finest Hill displays in recent memory.  The visitors started brightly with Liam Patrick and Jack Newton combining well up front.  Down the right Matthew Knights and Rod Beyer were causing Nottsborough all kinds of problems meaning many of their star turns were unable to have any impact.  However, with twenty minutes on the clock Hill gave the ball away too cheaply and within seconds were punished by the clinical Alex Ewin whose composed finish ought to have settled the home nerves.  Many teams with absolutely nothing to play for and missing several players would have caved in at this point (as we have seen on a few occasions in recent times from an unnamed team) but Hill thankfully are made of the right stuff and immediately set about Nottsborough in search of an equaliser.

We didn’t have to wait too long either as Hill carved the hosts open and Rod Beyer pounced to notch his tenth goal of the season.  Suddenly it was the hosts who looked panicked and before long Hill went in front when after some sterling work down the left by Sawkins, the predatory Liam Patrick slammed home a second.  Much of the talk at half time involved weathering the inevitable response, keeping up the fantastic work rate and looking to attack and use the ball intelligently.  The best laid plans were left in tatters just a minute into the second half though when poor marking from a corner allowed Ewin to level the scores.  You now felt that the momentum was with the hosts but Hill redoubled their efforts once more with the midfield four working tirelessly back and forth.  With twenty five minutes remaining Hill were back in front when a mesmeric run down the left from Jack Newton (yes read it again if you need to) left two Nottsborough defenders flailing around at his feet while he teed up Patrick for what was to prove to be the winner.

Nottsborough continued to press forwards in search of salvation and only a stunning reaction save from Andy Carter kept Hill in front but finally after fantastic game of football referee Pat Morrissey brought an end to proceedings.  Hill, heroes all, can be very proud of this performance and with the bonus of finding a couple of new players to go with the obvious quality that still remains in the squad there are more reasons to be cheerful about next season under a new manager.